Apparently the lack of long pants does not stop me using my legs as a towel… oops.

Apparently the lack of long pants does not stop me using my legs as a towel… oops.

Mmmmm, paskhetti #fazolis

Mmmmm, paskhetti #fazolis

Painting happy things tonight.

Painting happy things tonight.

honorjuice:

I don’t know who did this, but it’s pretty smashing.

honorjuice:

I don’t know who did this, but it’s pretty smashing.

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reasonsmysoniscrying:

An oldie, but this is the picture I shared online with friends when my 5yo was born.#AAAAAAHHHHHSAWENYA  #MOBIBIBIDO #HENYAH #HA

reasonsmysoniscrying:

An oldie, but this is the picture I shared online with friends when my 5yo was born.

#AAAAAAHHHHHSAWENYA  #MOBIBIBIDO #HENYAH #HA

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When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: africandogontheprairie)

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starlords:

So that was Mrs Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There’s more to life than a little money, ya know. Don’t ya know that? And here ya are, and it’s a beautiful day. Well. I just don’t understand it.

favourite movie monologues - Frances McDormand in Fargo (1996)

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stuckwithyoutubers:


Lucy Knisley [website | tumblr | twitter]

i would probably just end up like

and that can’t be healthy

stuckwithyoutubers:

Lucy Knisley [website | tumblr | twitter]

i would probably just end up like

image

and that can’t be healthy

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beatonna:

I didn’t do this on purpose but I wish I could any time some dude is just yelling stuff 

beatonna:

I didn’t do this on purpose but I wish I could any time some dude is just yelling stuff 

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dannyrandy:

i can’t believe people get so angry about a bisexual spider-man. whatever. have your shitty bi/homophobic opinions. you’re an asshole anyway. i just can’t believe you’re robbing everyone of all the glorious ‘swings both ways’ jokes

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